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New material is posted on Tuesday and Thursday.  Providing I don’t get distracted with some Unicorn Butter.  You know what I’m talking about . . .

 

Pornicorn Kelly Kelly

Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2012 by
Kelly Kelly

Pornicorn Kelly Kelly Let’s be honest here. You like chycks who can kick your ass. You need chycks who can kick your ass. You adore chycks who can kick your ass. And you need your ass kicked by a chyck. … Continue reading →

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Tara Stiles = Unicorn Butter Woman

Posted on Tuesday, January 10, 2012 by
Tara Stiles

  When it comes to delicious Unicorn Butter there is nothing better than a dish that is tasty of form and mind.  Thanks to the magic of the internet a wide selection of Unicorn Butter Women are just waiting for … Continue reading →

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Burnt Bacon: Chycks Who Litter

Posted on Tuesday, January 3, 2012 by
Not the kind of butt I want to look at.

Some months ago I was walking in down town Fort Collins behind a hot chyck.  I vaguely knew this girl as she works at a place that I drop by now and then.  She has hippie tendencies but does shave … Continue reading →

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Suzanne Vega = Unicorn Butter Woman

Posted on Wednesday, December 28, 2011 by
Suzanne Vega

Greetings unicorn fans.  After a long day of herding unicorns (an activity almost as trying as herding cats) a guy needs to relax with a cold beer and a warm woman.  That has almost nothing to do with today’s UBW.  … Continue reading →

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Pornicorn Caroline Trentini

Posted on Thursday, December 22, 2011 by
cc22

Pornicorn Caroline Trentini Here I am finished up a viewing of Brave New World (the 1980 3 hour movie) and thinking about Pornicorns.  Why?  ‘Cause all the Alpha and Beta women in this movie are cute, bouncy and dumb as … Continue reading →

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Unicorn News Issue 3

Posted on Tuesday, December 20, 2011 by
Unicorn Sausage

Unicorn News Issue 3 Unicorn Butter Women resumes publishing. The first relevant news is that I’m firing up the blog again.  For those of you who don’t have a blog – that is to say, for those of you who … Continue reading →

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Unicorn News Issue 2

Posted on Saturday, June 11, 2011 by
Naked Girls with Mask - Unicorn - copyright Ben Hopper

Unicorn News Issue 2 No I haven’t been around this week.  Yup.  Slacking again.  Time is short, the day is nice, I need to be outside . . . so I’m getting right to it. LiLo, aka Lindsay aka Lindsay … Continue reading →

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Pornicorn Stacy Keibler

Posted on Wednesday, June 8, 2011 by
Stacy Keibler. The hottest woman ever. Ever.

Pornicorn Stacy Keibler Way back in the day on my old website I had the Stacy Keibler Shrine.  That one page (a page of nothing but photos of Stacy Keibler) got more hits in one day than the entire rest … Continue reading →

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Burnt Bacon: Ugly Chycks with Big Lips

Posted on Friday, June 3, 2011 by
Jessica Alba Skinny and Tramp Stamped

I’m hanging out here watching Machete by Robert Rodriguez.  It’s a pretty damn kick-ass movie which I’m gonna tell you ya should check out now.  It’s got a metric shit-ton of political commentary and cynicism in it.  My kinda movie.  … Continue reading →

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Pornicorn Abbie Cornish

Posted on Wednesday, June 1, 2011 by
Abbie Cornish

Pornicorn Abbie Cornish   She’s coming up.   She should be going down.   You know what I’m talking about.     Don’t ever accuse me of being long-winded.  

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