Aimee Lynn Chadwick = Unicorn Butter Woman

Sunday I went to Beach House to have a little celebration with some friends who recently got married and are now moving to Wyoming.  A mostly good time was had by all.  The day was marred only by the fact that Beach House recently decided to change their menu and revamp their happy hour.  Formerly on a Sunday you could get half price appetizers all day long and $8 bottomless Mimosas.  Now they’ve nixed the half price appetizers and the Mimosas hit the bottom at 3pm. Pretty damn lame in my estimation.

Aimee Lynn Chadwick: Hot Girl with Hot Weapon.

Aimee Lynn Chadwick: Hot Girl with Hot Weapon.

Too bad I wasn’t accompanied by a hot girl with a flame thrower.  I could have better expressed my opinion of these changes.  Restaurant owners and managers are usually more open to customer suggestions when they are on fire.  Not the customers.  When the owners & managers are on fire that is.

A bit of creative bitching and we scored half price appetizers.  Which was good because the cost of nachos with steak on them went up $2.  As for the Mimosa.  Let’s just say that Skippy drank like a fish.  And I regretted that when I could fall asleep last night and subsequently got up late this morning.

We also wanted to go upstairs and play ping pong but were told we could do so because that is a violation of the liquor license as there was no bartender upstairs.  Really?  Last time they let us go upstairs and no bartender was on duty.  And if we don’t have any liquor with us how can that be a violation of the liquor license?  Do the liquor laws really cover playing ping pong or was the manager just full of shit?

Our waitress does deserve special mention for putting up with our shit through all of this.  She handled our bitching well and scored the half price appetizers for us.  She also got the ping pong table set up down stairs so we could play.  Hopefully everyone left her a good tip.

Beach House tried to do a lot of things with mixed results.  Management at that place leaves something to be desired.  The food has been good so far.  They have some of the hottest waitress in town, including two little hotties, both of whom were there on Sunday, that I lust for with a passion. If that place ever gets consistently good they might have something going.

On the subject of women I lust for and doing many things well that brings me to this weeks Unicorn Butter Woman.

The Unicorn Butter Woman for this week . . .

Aimee Lynn Chadwick

And you say “Who?”

Aimee Lynn Chadwick

Aimee Lynn Chadwick

Yup, that’s part of the problem.  Likely you haven’t hear of her.  That’s why I created Unicorn Butter Women.  To get the word out about women like Aimee.  Okay, bullshit.  Actually I created Unicorn Butter Women in order to publicly babble about my sexual fantasies.  But hey, same difference.  Right?

I don’t even recall how I stumbled across Aimee Lynn Chadwick but I’ve enjoyed the results of doing so.  In addition to being super cute and adorable (which is a damn good start) she is also a musician and actor.

You can get a listen to some of her songs on her MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/aimeelynnchadwick

Aimee’s music is also available via iTunes.  It’s mostly straight up pop music but that’s not always a bad thing.  The tunes are catchy and lyrics are fun.  It ain’t Pink Floyd but it’s certainly more mature than Avril Lavigne.

Aimee (or Aimee-Lynn as she often goes by) has also been in assorted movies.  My favourite of her flicks of the ones I have seen are Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis and Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave.  Be warned that both of these are a bit more campy than serious but still good fun if you like zombies.  And cute girls.  Especially cute girls with flame throwers and cute zombie girls.

Aimee Lynn Chadwick: Super Cute Zombie Chyck

Aimee Lynn Chadwick: Super Cute Zombie Chyck

In Rave to the Grave Aimee gets zombiefied and let me tell you necrophilia never looked so good to Skippy.  When having sex with a zombie ya gotta be careful about what you put in her mouth tho.

Aimee still hasn’t hit critical mass and become a household name but she’s got some talent going on.  It’s worth your time to look for her music and movies.  I’m hoping she gets what’s coming to her soon.  I’m also hoping she will come be my love slave.  I’m thinking that’s possible but not very probable.  Sadly enough for me.  Today is a good day to stop googling for porn and type Aimee Lynn Chadwick into google instead.

 

 

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