Hello Monday. I publish Unicorn Butter Women on Monday ’cause I figure you people need something to look forward to on the first day of your work week. That’s “your” work week. Not mine. I usually do more on Saturday and Sunday than any other day of the week. I like my days off during the week when all of you are at work and I’ve got the world to myself.
Case in point, a friend and I went hiking at 0700 on Friday. The weather was great and we only saw 3 other people. On Saturday and Sunday I’m sure the trails were covered in loud people. This way she and I could be loud without interruption. We had a good hike and good conversation.
On the subject of conversation with women I’ll be first to tell you, just as any real man will, that women should be seen and not heard. Unless she’s asking “Would you like another beer?” or screaming “Fuck me harder. In my ass. In my ass!”
But sometimes I’ll make an exception to that.
That’s why this week’s Unicorn Butter Woman is
Some number of years ago I stumbled upon Miette’s Bedtime Story Podcast and my life (such as it is) has not been the same since. Miette got me hooked on listening to podcasts and my current habit of listening to a story (or two) every night when I get into bed. I have an iPod devoted to podcast that stays by the bed.
Miette reads some great stories, adds interesting and fun commentary and has the sexiest voice on the planet. She could make a fortune reading erotica. Maybe doing voice overs for porn movies. Do porn movies have voice overs? I wouldn’t know as I never watch porn. I’m too busy doing your girl for that.
She is also works hard to keep her identity and location a secret. Can’t say I blame her. There are a lot of psychos out there on the internet.
Another thing I like about Miette is her approach to production. From her About page:
Why don’t you edit it out when your dog barks / phone rings / email beeps / postman twice rings?
Because if I were reading you a story from across the room, or in bed, or over the telephone, or on the sofa, or anywhere else in the atom-based world, and the dog barked, well, we wouldn’t edit that out, would we?
There is a time to edit things but there is also a time to be natural and genuine. When I podcast and vlog I edit nothing. If I really screw up I’ll start over, but I don’t edit. I like listening to Miette knowing that I’m getting what I would be getting is she where right here in the room reading to me.
Miette, like all women, has her flaws. She has a dog (who frequently barks during the podcast) and as I’ve already covered here at UBW.com women with dogs are damaged.
Right then. Not much else to say other than get your ass over to Miette’s Bedtime Story Podcast and find out what you’ve been missing. There are four+ years of stories awaiting you.