No Bacon Today

I am from Texas.

I am from Texas.

There will be no Burnt Bacon today because I am having too much fun and living in too interesting of times to write one.  However I am also getting a shit-ton, a metric shit-ton, of inspirations for future Burnt Bacon columns.

And yes they will be “inappropriate”.

And yes you will deal with it bitches and bitchettes.


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