I know what you are saying. “Skippy. Where the hell was this Monday’s Unicorn Butter Woman.”
I could make excuses.
- I was waiting for The Rapture.
- I’m stage managing a play and our lead actress is very sick.
- I’ve got videos to make.
- I’ve got photographs to process.
- I’m building a website for a client.
- I’m building my own websites.
- I’m having sex with your sister.
- Blah blah blah.
Yea. I could make all those excuses and they are all true. But the real answer? I didn’t make UBW important enough to set aside the time to get it done. See what I just did there? It’s called taking responsability for my own results. In this case that’s lack of results.
I didn’t blame Bush or Obama or rich people or homosexuals or your mom. Nope. I blamed me.
Y’all should try this some time.
Now on the to some Pornicorn action.
Pornicorn Kristanna Loken
Kristanna Loken
Terminator 3 is a kick ass movie. It has Claire Danes when she was hot. It has Arnold. It has a good plot that made sense. It has good pacing. It has good effects. No, it’s not 2001 A Space Odyssey or Citizen Kane, but it’s a damn good movie. And it has Kristanna Loken. Hot damn she could terminate me any day. I like my women a bit on the cold side.
Then I found out she was going to play Bloodrayne and I jizzed in my pants.
No really. Jizzed. Pants. Mine. Yea.
I love the Bloodrayne games. I’ve managed to play about the first 7 minutes of the first one and the first 9 minutes of the second one. I love computer games. However I don’t have much time for them and I really, really, really suck at them. So I’ve not made it far in either bloodrayne game.
Then I saw the Bloodrayne movie. Jupiter’s cock what a fucking train wreck. That was one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever suffered thru. And it’s a fact the only, I mean the only, reason I watched the whole thing was Kristanna.
Kristanna, I hope you’ve gotten a new agent since then cause you did not need to be in that movie. Another Bloodrayne movie – one with a plot and dialogue and character development – yes. But not that one.
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