Pornicorn Kristanna Loken

I know what you are saying.  “Skippy. Where the hell was this Monday’s Unicorn Butter Woman.”

I could make excuses.

  • I was waiting for The Rapture.
  • I’m stage managing a play and our lead actress is very sick.
  • I’ve got videos to make.
  • I’ve got photographs to process.
  • I’m building a website for a client.
  • I’m building my own websites.
  • I’m having sex with your sister.
  • Blah blah blah.

Yea.  I could make all those excuses and they are all true.  But the real answer?  I didn’t make UBW important enough to set aside the time to get it done.  See what I just did there?  It’s called taking responsability for my own results. In this case that’s lack of results.

I didn’t blame Bush or Obama or rich people or homosexuals or your mom.  Nope.  I blamed me.

Y’all should try this some time.

Now on the to some Pornicorn action.

Pornicorn Kristanna Loken

Kristanna Loken

Kristanna Loken

Terminator 3 is a kick ass movie.  It has Claire Danes when she was hot.  It has Arnold.  It has a good plot that made sense.  It has good pacing.  It has good effects.  No, it’s not 2001 A Space Odyssey or Citizen Kane, but it’s a damn good movie.  And it has Kristanna Loken.  Hot damn she could terminate me any day.  I like my women a bit on the cold side.

Then I found out she was going to play Bloodrayne and I jizzed in my pants.

No really.  Jizzed.  Pants.  Mine.  Yea.

I love the Bloodrayne games.  I’ve managed to play about the first 7 minutes of the first one and the first 9 minutes of the second one.  I love computer games.  However I don’t have much time for them and I really, really, really suck at them.  So I’ve not made it far in either bloodrayne game.

Then I saw the Bloodrayne movie.  Jupiter’s cock what a fucking train wreck.  That was one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever suffered thru.  And it’s a fact the only, I mean the only, reason I watched the whole thing was Kristanna.

Kristanna, I hope you’ve gotten a new agent since then cause you did not need to be in that movie.  Another Bloodrayne movie – one with a plot and dialogue and character development – yes.  But not that one.



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