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Some months ago I was walking in down town Fort Collins behind a hot chyck. I vaguely knew this girl as she works at a place that I drop by now and then. She has hippie tendencies but does shave … Continue reading
I’m hanging out here watching Machete by Robert Rodriguez. It’s a pretty damn kick-ass movie which I’m gonna tell you ya should check out now. It’s got a metric shit-ton of political commentary and cynicism in it. My kinda movie. … Continue reading
What up everyone – JMAC back on the attack once again. Hope everyone had a solid week. Me? Well, I once again get stuck with the dishes today as it seems someone done went and burnt the shit out of … Continue reading
I flew into Newark Airport and was pretty sure we were gonna die. We arrived early (good thing) and had to take a holding pattern until there was an open runway (bad thing). The air was turbulent. Normally I enjoy … Continue reading
Question: Why isn’t Barbados mentioned in that Beach Boys song where they name-check all of the hot Carribbean islands to “get there fast and then take it slow?” Isn’t that where you wanna go? Especially if it’s an island filled … Continue reading
Yup. Burnt Bacon is being served up late. Why? ‘Cause I left it in the pan way to fucking long. That’s part of why it’s burnt. It’s been a busy week for Skippy. And it’s not gonna slow down any … Continue reading
This edition of Burnt Bacon is a bit different from how the others will be. Burnt Bacon is suppose to be about women who could be awesome, but screw up instead. Also Burnt Bacon is suppose to involve some level … Continue reading
Last night I was a judge for a chilli (or chili) contest. We had seven chillis to sample and all of them were scrummy in their own way. Two of them really brought the spice home. There was the Indian … Continue reading