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Category Archives: Pornicorn
Pornicorn Kelly Kelly
Pornicorn Kelly Kelly Let’s be honest here. You like chycks who can kick your ass. You need chycks who can kick your ass. You adore chycks who can kick your ass. And you need your ass kicked by a chyck. … Continue reading
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Pornicorn Caroline Trentini
Pornicorn Caroline Trentini Here I am finished up a viewing of Brave New World (the 1980 3 hour movie) and thinking about Pornicorns. Why? ‘Cause all the Alpha and Beta women in this movie are cute, bouncy and dumb as … Continue reading
Pornicorn Stacy Keibler
Pornicorn Stacy Keibler Way back in the day on my old website I had the Stacy Keibler Shrine. That one page (a page of nothing but photos of Stacy Keibler) got more hits in one day than the entire rest … Continue reading
Pornicorn Abbie Cornish
Pornicorn Kristanna Loken
I know what you are saying. “Skippy. Where the hell was this Monday’s Unicorn Butter Woman.” I could make excuses. I was waiting for The Rapture. I’m stage managing a play and our lead actress is very sick. I’ve got … Continue reading
Pornicorn Summer Altice
Pornicorn Summer Altice Welcome to hump-day. Summer was in Playboy magazine some odd years ago. Other than that I have no idea what she has ever done. But she looks good in pictures. That’s it. No more for … Continue reading
Pornicorn Lily Cole
Pornicorn Lily Cole A while back I got The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus from Netflix. Yea, “got” it. I as soooo behind the times that I still watch DVDs instead of on-line streaming. Call me old fashioned. That’s why I’m … Continue reading
Pornicorn Christina Ricci
Pornicorn Christina Ricci Best known for a bad girl image and smoking cigarettes. I like my Pornicorns with some political incorrectness mixed in. I’d make some comments here about her acting skills except I think I’ve only see one … Continue reading
Pornicorn Hayley Williams
Pornicorn Hayley Williams I was wondering who this weeks pornicorn should be so I wandered into a book store to glance at the magazine covers for inspiration. I saw bright red hair and was pretty much sold. Here is what … Continue reading
Pornicorn Ashley Tisdale
Ashley Tisdale is a Pornicorn. I know two things about Ashley. 1. She is in High School Musical. I’ve never seen HSM and I don’t have any plans for doing so unless I find out that Ashley has a shower … Continue reading

