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Meekakitty = Unicorn Butter Woman
Yup, I could do some more whining about blah blah blah but I don’t have time for that shit. I’m too damn busy this week. Whatever you do in life – stay away from theatre. It will screw up your … Continue reading
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Tagged freckles, meekakitty, red head, star trek, tessa violet, youtube
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Pornicorn Kristanna Loken
I know what you are saying. “Skippy. Where the hell was this Monday’s Unicorn Butter Woman.” I could make excuses. I was waiting for The Rapture. I’m stage managing a play and our lead actress is very sick. I’ve got … Continue reading
Burnt Bacon: The Shook Twins
You may be confused by the title if you are up on your Unicorn Butter Women. Just keep reading. Did you know that on facebook under messages is a subcategory called “other”? I didn’t. But then I don’t spend as … Continue reading
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Tagged get over it, home schooling, inappropriate, issues, shook twins, social skills, stupidity, whiny bitches
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Pornicorn Summer Altice
Pornicorn Summer Altice Welcome to hump-day. Summer was in Playboy magazine some odd years ago. Other than that I have no idea what she has ever done. But she looks good in pictures. That’s it. No more for … Continue reading
Monday Unicorn Butter Women? Do I have to?
Crap I’m tired. Ya know how tired you are after you’ve had sex for 2 hours? Well, most of you guys don’t know. And of course you women wish you did know. Maybe it’s only the women who have had … Continue reading
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Tagged back that ass up, drop dead gore-geous, turning point, unicorn butter
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No Bacon Today
There will be no Burnt Bacon today because I am having too much fun and living in too interesting of times to write one. However I am also getting a shit-ton, a metric shit-ton, of inspirations for future Burnt Bacon … Continue reading
Pornicorn Lily Cole
Pornicorn Lily Cole A while back I got The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus from Netflix. Yea, “got” it. I as soooo behind the times that I still watch DVDs instead of on-line streaming. Call me old fashioned. That’s why I’m … Continue reading
Miette = Unicorn Butter Woman
Hello Monday. I publish Unicorn Butter Women on Monday ’cause I figure you people need something to look forward to on the first day of your work week. That’s “your” work week. Not mine. I usually do more on Saturday … Continue reading
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Tagged audio books, miette, miette's bedtime story podcast, miettecast, reading, sexy voice, storytelling
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Burnt Bacon: Lil’ Kim
What up everyone – JMAC back on the attack once again. Hope everyone had a solid week. Me? Well, I once again get stuck with the dishes today as it seems someone done went and burnt the shit out of … Continue reading
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Pornicorn Christina Ricci
Pornicorn Christina Ricci Best known for a bad girl image and smoking cigarettes. I like my Pornicorns with some political incorrectness mixed in. I’d make some comments here about her acting skills except I think I’ve only see one … Continue reading
