Meekakitty = Unicorn Butter Woman

Meekakitty. Batman. Hotness.

Yup, I could do some more whining about blah blah blah but I don’t have time for that shit.  I’m too damn busy this week.  Whatever you do in life – stay away from theatre. It will screw up your … Continue reading

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Pornicorn Kristanna Loken

Kristanna Loken

I know what you are saying.  “Skippy. Where the hell was this Monday’s Unicorn Butter Woman.” I could make excuses. I was waiting for The Rapture. I’m stage managing a play and our lead actress is very sick. I’ve got … Continue reading

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Burnt Bacon: The Shook Twins

What is that wet stuff? Do you think it's safe to touch?

You may be confused by the title if you are up on your Unicorn Butter Women.  Just keep reading. Did you know that on facebook under messages is a subcategory called “other”?  I didn’t.  But then I don’t spend as … Continue reading

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Pornicorn Summer Altice

Summer Altice

Pornicorn Summer Altice Welcome to hump-day.   Summer was in Playboy magazine some odd years ago.  Other than that I have no idea what she has ever done.   But she looks good in pictures.   That’s it.  No more for … Continue reading

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Monday Unicorn Butter Women? Do I have to?

Crap I’m tired.  Ya know how tired you are after you’ve had sex for 2 hours?  Well, most of you guys don’t know.  And of course you women wish you did know.  Maybe it’s only the women who have had … Continue reading

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No Bacon Today

I am from Texas.

There will be no Burnt Bacon today because I am having too much fun and living in too interesting of times to write one.  However I am also getting a shit-ton, a metric shit-ton, of inspirations for future Burnt Bacon … Continue reading

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Pornicorn Lily Cole

Lily Cole

Pornicorn Lily Cole A while back I got The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus from Netflix.  Yea, “got” it.  I as soooo behind the times that I still watch DVDs instead of on-line streaming.  Call me old fashioned.  That’s why I’m … Continue reading

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Miette = Unicorn Butter Woman

Miette's Bedtime Story Podcast

Hello Monday.  I publish Unicorn Butter Women on Monday ’cause I figure you people need something to look forward to on the first day of your work week.  That’s “your” work week.  Not mine.  I usually do more on Saturday … Continue reading

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Burnt Bacon: Lil’ Kim

What up everyone – JMAC back on the attack once again. Hope everyone had a solid week. Me? Well, I once again get stuck with the dishes today as it seems someone done went and burnt the shit out of … Continue reading

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Pornicorn Christina Ricci

Pornicorn Christina Ricci   Best known for a bad girl image and smoking cigarettes.  I like my Pornicorns with some political incorrectness mixed in. I’d make some comments here about her acting skills except I think I’ve only see one … Continue reading

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