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No Bacon Today

I am from Texas.

There will be no Burnt Bacon today because I am having too much fun and living in too interesting of times to write one.  However I am also getting a shit-ton, a metric shit-ton, of inspirations for future Burnt Bacon … Continue reading

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What am I? Your bitch?

The Pornicorn

My millions of fans noticed that yesterday there was no Unicorn Butter Woman.  That’s ’cause I’ve been busy as hell.  I did in fact spend all of yesterday in front of the computer doing an update to one of my … Continue reading

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