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Unicorn Butter News issue 2: featuring @BenHopper @tylershields @KristinaHorner @lindsaylohan - http://bit.ly/kz7WdW #unicornbutter
23 months agoChycks! Fuck Yes!
Pornicorn Kelly Kelly
Pornicorn Kelly Kelly Let’s be honest here. You like chycks who can kick your ass. You need chycks who can kick your ass. You adore chycks who can kick your ass. And you need your ass kicked by a chyck. … Continue reading
Posted in Pornicorn
Tagged chycks who can kick your ass, Kelly Kelly, pornicorn, WWE
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Tara Stiles = Unicorn Butter Woman
When it comes to delicious Unicorn Butter there is nothing better than a dish that is tasty of form and mind. Thanks to the magic of the internet a wide selection of Unicorn Butter Women are just waiting for … Continue reading
Burnt Bacon: Chycks Who Litter
Some months ago I was walking in down town Fort Collins behind a hot chyck. I vaguely knew this girl as she works at a place that I drop by now and then. She has hippie tendencies but does shave … Continue reading
Suzanne Vega = Unicorn Butter Woman
Greetings unicorn fans. After a long day of herding unicorns (an activity almost as trying as herding cats) a guy needs to relax with a cold beer and a warm woman. That has almost nothing to do with today’s UBW. … Continue reading
Pornicorn Caroline Trentini
Pornicorn Caroline Trentini Here I am finished up a viewing of Brave New World (the 1980 3 hour movie) and thinking about Pornicorns. Why? ‘Cause all the Alpha and Beta women in this movie are cute, bouncy and dumb as … Continue reading
Unicorn News Issue 3
Unicorn News Issue 3 Unicorn Butter Women resumes publishing. The first relevant news is that I’m firing up the blog again. For those of you who don’t have a blog – that is to say, for those of you who … Continue reading
Unicorn News Issue 2
Unicorn News Issue 2 No I haven’t been around this week. Yup. Slacking again. Time is short, the day is nice, I need to be outside . . . so I’m getting right to it. LiLo, aka Lindsay aka Lindsay … Continue reading
Posted in Other Stuff
Tagged ben hopper, italktosnakes, Kristina Horner, LiLo, mask, naked girls, tyler shields, unicorn mask, unicorn news, unicorn warriors, unicorns
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Pornicorn Stacy Keibler
Pornicorn Stacy Keibler Way back in the day on my old website I had the Stacy Keibler Shrine. That one page (a page of nothing but photos of Stacy Keibler) got more hits in one day than the entire rest … Continue reading
Burnt Bacon: Ugly Chycks with Big Lips
I’m hanging out here watching Machete by Robert Rodriguez. It’s a pretty damn kick-ass movie which I’m gonna tell you ya should check out now. It’s got a metric shit-ton of political commentary and cynicism in it. My kinda movie. … Continue reading
Posted in Burnt Bacon
Tagged Angelina Jolie, big lips, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, LiLo, lindsay lohan, no make-up, photoshop, Robert Rodriguez, tramp stamp
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Pornicorn Abbie Cornish
Pornicorn Abbie Cornish She’s coming up. She should be going down. You know what I’m talking about. Don’t ever accuse me of being long-winded.
